me:you know, sometimes I forget that most parents aren't as educated as mine because you and mom are so academically successful.
dad:what do you mean?
me:well, mom has two MS and you have a Ph.D. in philosophy so when I tell people that they are like O.O whoaaaa. I forget that most parents aren't as achieved as you guys. I haven't really meet anyone whose parent has a Ph.D. as well at UCSD.
dad:well its not so much that. Most parents who have Ph.D., their kids go to private schools such as Harvard and Standford.
me:................does that mean I'm dumb?
dad:NOW you finally realize!!!! :DDDDD
